I have an abnormally large forehead
I’ve heard all the jokes, like;
“That’s not a forehead that’s a five head”
Eight head ha ha ha
It’s been this way since I was a kid
In those days I looked like some kind of freak and people either thought I was one of those brainy child prodigies or they figured I was retarded
As an adult people just assume I’m balding
I preferred being a retard.