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Wednesday, February 05, 2025

The Weatherman

 The weather man said people are gonna die today

Not in those words

he spoke of freezing winds

and rain

and other reasons to stay inside

the weatherman said people are going to die

so cover your plants

and bring in your patio cushions


Posted by KLJ at 12:52 PM

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